valarhalla:

not-so-tall-gay-danny:

jumpingjacktrash:

the-rain-monster:

pettyartist:

nataliesama:

arooooo:

1-800-hellyeah:

did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground and for a few seconds youre like ok whats the joke and then he just squats down to the grass and and jams his fist into the ground and pulls a mole up

i think about it so much

@ladyepicenter

how the fuck

T H E    M O L E    D I V I N E R

Of course there is an ancient Scottish art of finding moles in golf courses.

druids are real and they use their animal affinity for mole-grabbing

IT’S SO CUTE AND SO DISPLEASED WITH THE SITUATION

REACH INTO THE DIRT AND YOU WILL FIND A FRIEND AND A BOY

(via tiredqueerfather)

chickenkeeping:

why is it that the species we have lived with for 4,000+ years and shaped to meet our needs and please us aesthetically r seen as stupid, mean, strictly as food animals, or just not fit to be pets but wild, extremely intelligent, long lived parrots unfit for captivity (except in the case of like. zoos and actual experts) are seen as the Gold Standard TM of pet birds. what happened 

(via pangur-and-grim)

angel-ani:

setheverman:

what is the january mood?

(via truecornsquares)

emotionalremains:

BYE

(Source: cillians-murphies, via truecornsquares)

greelin:

“bi men w/ women and bi women w/ men don’t count lol” y’all LOVE being clowns huh.. honking your little clown noses.. wearing your size 18 shoes in firetruck red

(via tief)

grixisness:

Why did/should your D&D character go to jail?

Backstory doesn’t count. I’ll start:

• Name: Hancho Hocho
• Class: Sorcerer
• Crime: Defrauding the local transit system

accio-shitpost:

some of you have never done your waiting, twelve years of it, in azkaban, and it shows tbh :/

(via the-average-gatsby)